TRAILER <THE OLD DARK HOUSE>
If you’re looking for something different let me show you a few of my latest listings. now here is a lovely piece of unimproved property. A small plot in a quite neighborhood, just waiting for the right couple, maybe you. This costs more money of course, but it’s guarantied to last you a lifetime and then some. Now if you’re not afraid of something a little not ordinary, and you’re in a market for an old dark house, especially designed by Charles Adams. I’ve got just a thing for you.
[The old dark house]
The old dark house. Why don’t you drop in?
“Hello!”
“May I introduce a friend of Casper’s mister Penderel”
“Such a surprise to find he had a friend. We’re having you for dinner ? Delicious!”
You’ll find you can’t help getting all shocked up when you meet the lovable family that on this place. Roderick not pretty but not nice either. Cecily on the other hand both pretty and nice.
“Something terrible is happening here. We’ve got to leave. Before the others found out.”
The others? Who are the others? Well, there’s aunt Agatha who loves knitting surrounded by a raft of (??) relatives. Someone really knitted her.
“Must have been murder. She always knitted so carefully. “
Morgana, one of the better built-in feature of the property.
“Don’t you have any boyfriend?”
“I always had to be home by twelve o’ clock. Well, things were just getting started… I had to stop.”
An interesting pair of nicknacks, Casper, and Jasper, dead ringers for one another.
“you’re… you’re there…and you’re dead!!”
An innocent visitor who came by accident, and by accident, he’s still alive. We’re proud to offer this unusual property but we have to admit it’s murder to run. Will be available for occupancy as soon as present tenants are exterminated.
